Mousemania
We get a unique orbital view of Doom. We know it's Doom because Optimus Prime tells us it is. Lotor is overseeing poor weakling slaves as they build a secret power base Lotor will use to overthrow his father. Then a robeast appears, scares off all the slaves, and trashes the base. Poor Lotor. Haggar appears behind Lotor and tells him that Zarkon has ordered the base construction. The robeast go crazy and eats the wreckage. Haggar says they'll have to start a new plan together. Angry, Lotor stalks off. Then the blue cat starts yowling.
In Haggar's lab, she transforms the robeast into a sabre-toothed tiger. And then into a white kitten. It kinda looks like my parent's cat. The runty cat that wants to kill me. Then she sends the cat to Arus. Will all its pretty hills and trees. Really. That's a line.
In the castle of Lions, Pidge is eating an apple, when he sees Haggar's blue cat. He runs out to investigate, but it's a ploy by the mice to steal his apple. He chases after them and they electrocute him. Smoldering ('cuz that's what happens when you get electrocuted) Pidge chases the mice into Allura's room, where she's dressing. Lance, Keith and Hunk find him and all have to do an obligatory pratfall. Then a white kitten shows up and Pidge decides use it to hunt the mice.
What. The. Hell.
Meanwhile, Allura just encourages the mice. Haggar is watching the castle from her space coffin. And she'll wait for the witching hour, when her powers are at their peak. Yesh.
Pidge is dressed in a chef uniform and presents his asteroid souffle. Really. But, of course, it's all a trap for the mice. The mice try to use a fishing pole from a chandelier to steal the food. But the white cat is in the pot and Tom and Jerry hilarity ensues. Pidge chases a mouse right up Allura's skirt, and she tells them to let the mice go. Well, they have three mice tied up and the parents are apologizing. Urg. Hunk frees them.
In her coffin, Haggar watches it all on her crystal ball. She fires a lightning bolt at the castle that just tells the castle defense system where she is. Coran sees her coffin leave. Haggar flies her coffin to Lotor's flagship, and she tells him what her kitten operative is up to. Lotor decides to take over.
Coran orders lights out in the castle, and the kitten turns into a sabre-tooth tiger and slashes its way out of Pidge's room and lets the blue cat in. The two cats run to the control room and wreck the defense system computers. One of the mice sees it happen, so they all board the mouse mecha. They attack the two cats. The sabre tooth tiger knocks the mecha out of the air and the cats trap one of the mice. Coran enters the control room just in time to see the cats escaping, who charge past the team with Cheddar. They launch the lions.
On his command ship, Lotor and Haggar gloat. Cheddar is in a cage on the bridge. The lions and the ship trade fire. Then the robeast appears and bats the lions around, starting with yellow. And moving to green. Keith is ordering the lions to attack in succession. However, in one cool moment, the black lion harpoon is used like a rocket rope to electrocute the robeast. AND THEY ACTUALLY DESTROY IT.
Lotor is angry. And beginning to panic. Haggar just cackles. They're going to use the mouse. An energy globe with Cheddar appears. Then the ship fires on them. The mouse mecha takes off, but Pidge decides that he's going to be the one to do it. Then they form Voltron.
They launch the green lion head. It takes took tries, but they rescue the mouse. Um, how does Pidge steer when he's standing in the mouth of the lion? They rejoin Voltron and Lotor launches missiles at Voltron. The detroy the missiles with the machinegun pod, then form the blazing sword and stab the flagship. Which Lotor has called a battle station all along. Then he escapes in either his old flaship or the batplane.
Oh, great. Nanny. And then the mice thank them. Oh, where's Cheddar? They're giving Pidge a present. Which is a cake. Cheddar samples the frosting. Well, that part was at least sort of cute. And then Coran gives us a weird commercial for Arus tourism and for Voltron.
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